"Complimentary beverage, help yourself..."

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iPhone ringtone (m4r) file (6 kb)

"Congratulations Skippy, youve got mail!"

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"Do you like the circus?..."

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"I have here a copy of tonights Top 10 List"

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"I will kick your ass!"

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"Please... no wagering..."

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"This place blows!"

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"Top 10 signs your spouse is having an Internet affair..."

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"You weasles!"

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iPhone ringtone (m4r) file (13 kb)