"A chain letter, I touched it, aaaauugh!"

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"Alert 1! Incoming emergency action message!"

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"Alright"

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"And after you deliver the message, you will not remember anything"

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"Are you sure this is legal?"

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"As long as everyone insists on an opinion"

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"As you wish"

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"Ask Dr. Stupid"

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"Attention... you are addicted!"

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"Because I said so"

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"Chill out!"

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"Correctamundo!"

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"Denied"

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"Dont ever touch the computer"

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"Dont stop now!"

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"Get out and stay out, you pervert!"

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"Gimme a break..."

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"Good grief!"

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"Groovy!"

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"Hallelujah! Look what just came in!"

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