"I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines"

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"I picked the wrong week to quit drinking"

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"I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue"

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"No thanks, I take it black... like my men"

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"Some of us here would like to buy you a drink"

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"We have clearance, Clarence"

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"You ever seen a grown man naked?"

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