"All I got was a bag full of rocks..."

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"Blech! My lips touched dog lips!"

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"Blech! Uch! Poison dog lips!"

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"Dont you know sarcasm when you hear it?"

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"Happiness is a big cookie"

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"I always wanted to be accused of taking part in a rumble"

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"I cant go to school in my underwear!"

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"I have my reputation to think of you know"

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"I like to scream!"

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"If you try to hold my hand I will slug you"

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"Im doomed..."

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"Isnt there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about?"

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"Maybe I will make it into a sportcoat"

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"Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker"

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"Nice try Charlie Brown"

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"Oh brother!"

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"Oh brother!"

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"Oh good grief!"

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"Permission to bring in my lawyer maam"

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"Rats!"

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