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Carlin, George

"Are you ever able to watch a woman eating a banana...?" (R)

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"For those of you who look to the Bible..."

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"Got into an argument with my Rice Krispies..." (R)

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"I got mine yesterday, thats why I walk this way..."

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"I never f*cked a 10...." (R)

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"Ill be right back... I gotta take a dump"

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"Most of the people against abortion..." (R)

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"One of those farts that would strip the varnish off a footlocker"

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"People got no respect for the braindead??"

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"Theres a letter in your mailbox!"

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"You could knock a buzzard off a sh*t wagon" (R)

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